Talent on Tv
It seems that a couple of channels have gone mad on these talent show programmes. I have to say that I am not interested at all but came across this the other day and have to say I love it!
Thursday, 28 June 2007
Tuesday, 26 June 2007
Street Drummers
Watching this makes me wish that I had kept practising with the pots pans and bins as a child!
Monday, 25 June 2007
Noah in 2007
In the year 2006, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in England and said, “Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing, along with a few good humans.”
He gave Noah the CAD drawings, saying, “You have 6 months to build the Ark before I will start the unending rain for 40 days and 40 nights.”
Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah weeping in his yard - but no Ark.
“Noah!” He roared, “I’m about to start the rain! Where is the Ark?”
“Forgive me, Lord,” begged Noah, “but things have changed. I needed Building Regulations Approval because the Ark was over 30m2. I’ve been arguing with the Fire Brigade about the need for a sprinkler system.
My neighbours claim that I should have obtained planning permission prior to building the Ark in my garden because it is development of the site even though in my view it is a temporary structure, but the roof is too high. I had to appeal to the Secretary of State for a decision.
The Local Area Access Group complained that my ramp was going to be too steep, and the inside of the Ark wasn’t fully accessible, then the Department of Transport demanded a bond be posted for the future costs of moving power lines and other overhead obstructions, to clear the passage for the Ark’s move to the sea. I told them that the sea would be coming to us, but they would hear nothing of it.
Getting the wood was another problem. All the decent trees have Tree Preservation Orders on them and we live in a Site of Special Scientific Interest set up in order to protect the spotted owl. I tried to convince the environmentalists that I needed the wood to save the owls - but no go!
When I started gathering the animals, the RSPCA sued me.
They insisted that I was confining wild animals against their will - arguing the accommodation was too restrictive, and it was cruel and inhumane to put so many animals in a confined space.
Then the County Council, the Environment Agency and the Rivers Authority ruled that I couldn’t build the Ark until they’d conducted an environmental impact study on your proposed flood.
I’m still trying to resolve a complaint with the Equal Opportunities Commission on how many BMEs I’m supposed to hire for my building team.
The trades unions say I can’t use my sons. They insist I have to hire only CSCS accredited workers with Ark-building experience.
To make matters worse, the Customs and Excise seized all my assets, claiming I’m trying to leave the country illegally with endangered species.
So, forgive me, Lord, but it would take at least 10 years for me to finish this Ark.”
Suddenly the skies cleared, the sun began to shine, and a rainbow stretched across the sky. Noah looked up in wonder and asked, “You mean you’re not going to destroy the world?”
“No,” said the Lord. “The government already beat me to it.”
Friday, 22 June 2007
Not gone yet!
So thought I would post this, one of the best music videos out there. Hope you enjoy it as much as I do!
Wednesday, 20 June 2007
Sunday, 10 June 2007
Who's company is this?
This is fantastic, all I can say is that once we get enough employees at musicfinity, we have to make something like this to send out as an advertisement!! In fact, stuff it, wanna be a part of a video similar to this (not the same, can't completely rip it off) and you could help advertise www.musicfinity.com
Thursday, 7 June 2007
I have asked for requests and I have had them
Seems that some of my mates wanted some of this series of doctor who posted up, here are the two latest episodes, which I have to say were very good. 2 cause it was a 2 parter.
Family Guy to come soon.....
Online Videos by Veoh.com
Online Videos by Veoh.com
For those of you that are bugging me............
For those of you that are bugging me to update my blog.............. I'M BUSY, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS????? I DON'T PONCE AROUND JUST WORKING WEEKENDS OR AT THE YMCA (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE) SO GET OVER IT, HMMMMMM, HMMMMMMMMMMM?
Anyway, I am in a bad mood, but for thosae of you that know Steve (aka BCEE, aka went to ibiza cause culdn't hack the uk, aka The great flag worship lover) here is a little video taken by the guys from AORTA who went to visit him!
ps, I love you guys and know you haven't really been bugging me and know you are not poncing about but I went for the cheap laugh!
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