Jurassic fart

Moooooove it!

Who's company is this?

This is fantastic, all I can say is that once we get enough employees at musicfinity, we have to make something like this to send out as an advertisement!! In fact, stuff it, wanna be a part of a video similar to this (not the same, can't completely rip it off) and you could help advertise www.musicfinity.com

For those of you that are bugging me............

For those of you that are bugging me to update my blog.............. I'M BUSY, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS????? I DON'T PONCE AROUND JUST WORKING WEEKENDS OR AT THE YMCA (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE) SO GET OVER IT, HMMMMMM, HMMMMMMMMMMM?

Anyway, I am in a bad mood, but for thosae of you that know Steve (aka BCEE, aka went to ibiza cause culdn't hack the uk, aka The great flag worship lover) here is a little video taken by the guys from AORTA who went to visit him!



ps, I love you guys and know you haven't really been bugging me and know you are not poncing about but I went for the cheap laugh!

Been a little heavy tonight so.......

Thought I would put the next episode up early.......


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Blackadder.... Episode 5

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Episode 4

I would hate to keep you waiting for the next episode, so here it is......


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Sad News

A couple of weeks ago, I was overjoyed to see that the lovely pheasant in our garden had had a litter of around 8 chicks. They were happily following the mother around the garden so I gave them some food. I was hoping that Roland, my pet Blackbird, who comes and says hello every time I am doing the garden and is almost at the point of eating food from my fingers, wouldn't get too jealous but it seems that he has.

A turf war has started and the Blackbird has hired a fox to do its dirty work. I went down the garden yesterday to find a lot of feathers on the grass, the pheasant was gone, her chicks? I have no idea. And you know the worst thing, some of you are laughing at this, yes, you know who you are (your name starts with a J)

This has been most disturbing to me, that Pheasant was becoming a big part of my life. I was drooling every time I thought about it, thinking about how plump I could get it before getting Craigs gun and having it on a plate in the Autumn. And it wasn't just the pheasant, it had produced 8 more meals for me, I don't know how my belly will cope!!!

Please join with me in my mourning. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, roast pheasant.

And todays episode is........

I believe we are up to episode 3, so here it is........


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Back from France

Well, here I am back in the UK after spending the last 4 days getting to France and back. Its quite a long way! I spent £62, 6 hours and 400 miles on the train, 20 hours in a car, driving 1200 miles and 3 hours on a ferry. And what for? A 45 minute gig. Thats right, 45 minutes of fame for Mowglee, the first band I ever took on.

In fact, that was about 3 years ago now and at last we are managing to get them out there a bit more. In fact, later this year we have a European, American and Uk tour planned. Should be fun!!!

As it happens, the 45 minutes we played in France was probably the best we have ever had, I will post some video of it on here soon, the people at the gig loved it!!

Anyway, I know what you are thinking.......... You want me to shut up my rambling and post another episode of Blackadder! Well I am hurt, but I can't blame you, here it is...


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A new feature of my blog....

I seem to have found a site that allows you to embed loads of tv stuff into your websites so I thought to keep you entertained while I am away for a few days I would start a series of Blackadder on here. I am starting with Blackadder goes Forth, only because it was the series I remember most and got into first. I just love Blackadder!


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Will It Blend?

With questions like 'What is the Meaning of Life?' and 'Where will I go when I die?' open to being answered on this blog, you might wonder why I am asking 'Will it Blend?'.

Well wonder no more, check out the videos below and you will know

Ipod



Toy Cars



Marbles

Shower Time..............

I would like to start this post by apologising to those of you that rely on frequent posts in my blog to get you through your hard days at work.......... Due to Christmas, I have not had the time to update but will put a few things on today to keep you entertained James!

HOW MEN AND WOMEN SHOWER DIFFERENTLY . . .

How To Shower Like a Woman

Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mould spots with bathroom cleaner. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

How To Shower Like a Man

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake penis at her making the 'woo-woo' sound. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your penis and scratch your butt. Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee. Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. Admire penis size in mirror again. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake penis at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again. Throw wet towel on bed.

You have to love Trigger Happy TV

Found this the other day, some of the best bits from the hidden camera show, Trigger happy TV, enjoy!

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Another bit of Ross

Couldn't help it, I just love this guys standup, check this one out!

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My First Post

So, here we are, my first post. There are several things that I want to make sure of on this blog, 1)That anyone that reads this is thoroughly entertained and 2) that what I write is thought provoking.

So, lets start with entertaing! Below is a video I found recently of Ross Noble, this guy is the most random comedian I have ever seen. I went to his live show and laughed constantly for about 2 hours, it hurt and I think a little pee probably came out!

In this clip, Ross talks about my favorite programme, 24 and Ice cream vendors!

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