How to Undo A Bra With One Hand

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How to avoid a Trapped Arm in Bed

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Potatoes

An old man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his potato garden but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son Fred, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.

Dear Fred,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over I know you would dig the plot for me.
Love,
Dad

A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Dad,
For heaven's sake, don't dig up that garden! That's where I buried the BODIES!
Love,
Fred

At 4am the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love,
Fred

I always knew beer was a lifesaver

Man Peed Way Out Of Avalanche
From ananova.com
January 27, 2005

A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it.

Rescue teams found Richard Kral drunk and staggering along a mountain path four days after his Audi car was buried in the Slovak Tatra mountains.

He told them that after the avalanche, he had opened his car window and tried to dig his way out.

But as he dug with his hands, he realised the snow would fill his car before he managed to break through.

He had 60 half-litre bottles of beer in his car as he was going on holiday, and after cracking one open to think about the problem he realised he could urinate on the snow to melt it, local media reported.

He said: "I was scooping the snow from above me and packing it down below the window, and then I peed on it to melt it. It was hard and now my kidneys and liver hurt. But I'm glad the beer I took on holiday turned out to be useful and I managed to get out of there."

Parts of Europe have this week been hit by the heaviest snowfalls since 1941, with some places registering more than ten feet of snow in 24 hours.

Rain

Oh, look, what a change, its raining. What joy, what wonder, water from the sky, life giving water plant growing water, flood causing, depresion making wet, cold stuff arrggggghhhhhhh, make it stop!!!!

3 weeks, have we seen any sun? Well, yeh I guess we have but thats not the point, its horrible out there at the moment and its making me feel so, well so bleuarghhh. Know what I mean?

Take today for example, I woke to find my throat had been invaded by hedgehogs, once I got rid of them and realised my chest infection had got worse I realised there were frogs down there as well. Why? Because of the rain, thats why. But then I looked out of the window, a smile came to my face, the sun was there, blazing down, calling me outside, calling me to bask in its presence and recharge the batteries.

So I jumped in the shower, had my wash and got ready to go outside. Got to the door and it had gone, it had been teasing me, the rain was there in its place.

Please sun, whatever I have done to annoy you, forgive me and come back!!

Talent on Tv

It seems that a couple of channels have gone mad on these talent show programmes. I have to say that I am not interested at all but came across this the other day and have to say I love it!